Top 10 DC Dreamboats

Here’s a ranking of the 10 best looking dudes in DC Sports, because why not.

I’m sure there is some good looking dude on DC United. I’ll never know.

#10. Andre Burakovsky

Spoiler Alert: Stanley Cup Champs make up half of this list.

#9. Trea Turner

He’s just so adorbs.

#8. Jordan Reed

I have a soft spot for the guy. And he has soft spots literally all over his body.

#7. Michael Kempny

Thigh picture says it all.

#6. Braden Holtby

He’s not the goalie we deserve, he’s the goalie we need.

#5.  Ryan Kerrigan

HBKerrigan. He’s Just a sexy boy.

  

#4. T.J. Oshie

American Hero. American Dreamboat.

       

#3. Alex Smith

Not sure what to say, other than he’s handsome AF.

#2. Bryce Harper

How much do you think his haircuts cost?

#1. Tom Wilson

I mean, duh. This is peak performance. This is where you want to be. It’s probably best to just keep your wife away from Kettler Iceplex and the surrounding area at all times.

You’re welcome, ladies.